i thought it might be time to share.
i was minding my own business, riding my bike, looking like a badass, example:

when all of a sudden an alpha chi omega rider went ahead and ran into me. i spent the rest of the race looking like this:

and then on saturday found out that my collarbone looked asomething like this:

which is not good.

however, being a pro, i went out to jersey night and it went a little something like this:

the end of a great story. slash a painful one.